[Note: *Insert general “We All Have Opinions” disclaimer here.//For more information as to how these decisions came about, see The Totally Unofficial Fifth Harmony Sorting Poll]

Fifth Harmony Hogwarts House Sorting: Dinah Jane Hansen, Hufflepuff


You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil;
I always prefer to believe the best of everybody. It saves so much trouble.-Rudyard Kipling

[Hufflepuffs] care deeply about their family first and foremost…They are frequently self-sacrificing, and are willing almost thoughtlessly to put others best interest before their own, often at their own expense. (x)
"[If I could have any superpower] I would have the power to heal the sick, because we’ve met so many kids that have been sick… and I feel like, especially kids, they don’t think they deserve to go through that pain at a young age.” -Dinah Jane Hansen (x)

[Note: *Insert general “We All Have Opinions” disclaimer here.//For more information as to how these decisions came about, see The Totally Unofficial Fifth Harmony Sorting Poll]

Fifth Harmony Hogwarts House Sorting: Dinah Jane Hansen, Hufflepuff

You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;

I always prefer to believe the best of everybody. It saves so much trouble.
-Rudyard Kipling

[Hufflepuffs] care deeply about their family first and foremost…They are frequently self-sacrificing, and are willing almost thoughtlessly to put others best interest before their own, often at their own expense. (x)

"[If I could have any superpower] I would have the power to heal the sick, because we’ve met so many kids that have been sick… and I feel like, especially kids, they don’t think they deserve to go through that pain at a young age.” 
-Dinah Jane Hansen (x)

tagged as:  fifth harmony    dinah jane hansen    ok- but was there ever any doubt?    I think not (✿◡‿◡)    ((Well- maybe just a little bit- she does have a lion's heart and a lion's mane (✿◠‿◠)))    I did a thing    AU    HP    dinah    Well- this one is fairly self-explanatory    Family-oriented/devoted; loyal 'til the end; committed to her convictions and willing to fight for them    of all these five idiots- Dinah is definitely one of the Puffiest    (and I think we can all guess who the other is (✿◡‿◡) )    Dinah's that Hufflepuff who will point you in the way of the kitchen and then sneak in with you    Dinah's that Hufflepuff who stood on the front lines of the Battle of Hogwarts    bc Hogwarts was her HOME- the students and professors were her FAMILY    and she was pISSED.    Dinah's that Hufflepuff who cheers for the other team when they're being beaten particularly badly    Dinah's that Hufflepuff who stumbles across the Room of Requirement- and finds that quill her best friend lost last week    Dinah's that Hufflepuff who sends anonymous owls to those first years she notices not getting any mail from home    -just so they don't feel so alone in this strange new place    Dinah's THAT Hufflepuff- and bless her for it (✿◡‿◡)    ((Ok- gotta go again for another age-and-a-half (✿◠‿◠)    sorry this installment is so late- internet-finding is particularly fickle here))    (SN: I thought making her patronus Baloo singing 'The Bare Necessities' was very suiting (✿◠‿◠)    A Dinah theme song lbh)    
[Note: *Insert general “We All Have Opinions” disclaimer here.//For more information as to how these decisions came about, see The Totally Unofficial Fifth Harmony Sorting Poll]

Fifth Harmony Hogwarts House Sorting: Lauren Jauregui, Slytherin


Or perhaps in SlytherinYou’ll make your real friends,Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.
It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not.-André Gide

Lauren’s eyes still occasionally flash with the fire of a starving tiger and then she still tries to giggle and shrug it off like she’s the least ambitious Catholic school girl ever because she’s smart enough to know now is not the time to unleash the beast. (x)

[Note: *Insert general “We All Have Opinions” disclaimer here.//For more information as to how these decisions came about, see The Totally Unofficial Fifth Harmony Sorting Poll]

Fifth Harmony Hogwarts House Sorting: Lauren Jauregui, Slytherin

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means 
To achieve their ends.

It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not.
-André Gide

Lauren’s eyes still occasionally flash with the fire of a starving tiger and then she still tries to giggle and shrug it off like she’s the least ambitious Catholic school girl ever because she’s smart enough to know now is not the time to unleash the beast. (x)

tagged as:  fifth harmony    lauren jauregui    I did a thing    AU    HP    ((Austria is Proven: The Prettiest Place on the Planet//I am definitely retiring here; but the internet access need a bit of work up here))    I feel like that quote from André Gide sums up the Slytherin ideology quite wonderfully    And- by extension- also encapsulates a lot of what makes Lauren Jauregui Lauren Jauregui    ((and that other quotation about Lauren remains my Absolute Favorite Thing that has ever been said about her    bc it completely captures the stark ambition that Lauren exudes    (and at times attempts to tamp down a bit in order that her other qualities might be noticed more readily by others)    Also- Slytherins are intensely loyal to their own/those they have claimed (In Lauren's case: her family; her friends; Harmonizers)    Refuse to take anyone's shit/excuses (esPECially when they know you can do better)    Make calculated decisions whilst not being exempt from their passions being inflamed    (especially re: being misinterpreted by others or feeling unjustly treated)    Not to mention- apparently the official Pottermore Sorting equates Syltherins most strongly to the water element and water-based species    like merpeople- and Lauren + mermaids is already A Thing (✿◡‿◡)    ((Can you just imagine Lauren in Slytherin though? Taking sO much pleasure in the dark mysteriousness she knows surrounds her and her house    Keeping up a haughty front as she stalks through the hallways like she's always got somewhere better to be    And then one day a clumsy first year Gryffindor accidentally gets lost in the dark bowels of the castle    and stumbles upon Lauren in an abandoned classroom- giggling and chasing after a romping spectre of a tiger cub    And the young intruder is in complete awe bc: 'Woah- I didn't think anyone could make a patronus until- like- graduation!'    At which Lauren blushes and gets all mumbly (and decidedly nOT like the imposing second-year the girl recalls seeing from time-to-time)    and just says 'Oh- well- I study... a lot. I mean- I like to study and- you know- try out new things.'    'Cooool! Can you teach me??' 'Ummm...'    ((And obviously Lauren is so caught off-guard by the request she complies (besides- she likes when other people acknowledge her talents)    And from then on the bumbling little Gryff finds herself 'losing' herself down near that empty classroom more frequently    Meanwhile Lauren decides that the acoustics in that room are wAY better for practicing spells than the Slytherin common room anyway)) ))    (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧    

[Note: Any and all house sorting opinions expressed via this series are purely subjective and not at all indicative of binding decrees regarding said opinions.  In nearly all cases multiple houses were deemed suitable, but alas- choices had to be made.  For more information related to how these decisions came about, please see The Totally Amazing Totally Unofficial Fifth Harmony Hogwarts House Sorting Poll]
Fifth Harmony Hogwarts House Sorting: Camila Cabello, Gryffindor

You might belong in Gryffindor,Where dwell the brave at heart,Their daring, nerve, and chivalrySet Gryffindors apart
Adventure, and more importantly action, are the traits of a Gryffindor: Gryffs want to be heroes. A willingness to confront the darkness, to fight for the underdog, to explore and defend: this is Gryffindor House. (x)

"Don’t compare yourself to other people, and don’t do anything to try to please other people." - Camila Cabello

[Note: Any and all house sorting opinions expressed via this series are purely subjective and not at all indicative of binding decrees regarding said opinions.  In nearly all cases multiple houses were deemed suitable, but alas- choices had to be made.  For more information related to how these decisions came about, please see The Totally Amazing Totally Unofficial Fifth Harmony Hogwarts House Sorting Poll]

Fifth Harmony Hogwarts House Sorting: Camila Cabello, Gryffindor

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart

Adventure, and more importantly action, are the traits of a Gryffindor: Gryffs want to be heroes. A willingness to confront the darkness, to fight for the underdog, to explore and defend: this is Gryffindor House. (x)

"Don’t compare yourself to other people, and don’t do anything to try to please other people." - Camila Cabello

tagged as:  fifth harmony    camila cabello    I did a thing    AU    HP    wOw hey look remember that thing that was supposed to exist twenty trillion centuries ago??    The Thing that was the whole Reason for that entire desperate plea for poll-participation and assistance in vry important decision-making?    Well it turns out that Thing does in fact exist- it just took far longer to come to fruition than I expected it to    aNYway    since I'm going to be leaving y'all for a bit-    I figured the most suitable thing to do would be to at least queue these up to publish throughout my absence (✿◠‿◠)    Hope y'all enjoy them/pls feel free to direct any comments/rants about House Sortings to me bc lbh    I will engage on this topic for centuries on end    it is one of many issues (✿◡‿◡).    ALL THAT ASIDE- LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW THIS DUMB GIRL GROUP IS BASICALLY JUST A BUNCH OF HUFFLEPUFFS    WITH DISTINCT CHARACTERISTICS PULLED FROM OTHER HOUSES    I was so tempted to put every single one of these goobs in w/ the Puffs- but that'd be no fun    and I wanted to get at least one in each house so in most cases I went with their second-most likely sorting    Which in Camila's case is Gryffindor for me    A strong case could be made for Ravenclaw bc lbh: thoughtful/inquisitive to the extreme    but she just jumps into things heart-first far too often (✿◡‿◡)    If I were to choose one sentence to best describe Gryffindors it would be:    'Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid'    And if that isn't just the Camila Cabello way (✿◠‿◠)ノ*:・゚✧    Not to mention- Camila's oft-mentioned desire to grow beyond caring what others think of her feels vry Gryffindor to me.    Whereas Hufflepuffs are more likely to be beyond giving credence to the detractions of naysayers when living their own truths    Gryffindors' natural inclination to seek validation could act as a significant hurdle to the realization of this goal    (SN: In either case- her patronus would totally be Bambi (✿◡‿◡)    Making patronuses for all of them has definitely been the most time-consuming part    

Fifth Harmony Hogwarts House Sorting (Poll Results!) 

Thank you thank you to everyone who took the time to fill out that little “Fifth Harmony Hogwarts Houses” poll I sent out a week or so ago! Y’all are all lovely and I have to say, your responses far exceeded my expectations and pretty much this is my absolute favorite part of fandom so kudos to you!  (✿◠‿◠)  (Also: more than a couple of you made me cry. Congrats.)

Poll results, charts, a couple interesting trends*, a bit of commentary, and some of my favorite comments below!  If you’d like to check out all of the data collected for yourself, I’ve compiled it all here. (10/10 would recommend clicking through, if only to get to read all of the comments, they’re seriously A+, we should do these types of polls more often)  Special thanks to Trubbles for helping to pick out the more interesting trends (✿◠‿◠)

Ok, with that out of the way, here ya go!

Cumulative Results

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tagged as:  fifth harmony    lauren jauregui    normani kordei    camila cabello    dinah jane hansen    ally brooke hernandez    I did a thing    AU    HP    !!!    graphs!!    charts!!!    I will write more tag but I gotta go!!