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Fifth Harmony Hogwarts House Sorting: Lauren Jauregui, Slytherin


Or perhaps in SlytherinYou’ll make your real friends,Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.
It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not.-André Gide

Lauren’s eyes still occasionally flash with the fire of a starving tiger and then she still tries to giggle and shrug it off like she’s the least ambitious Catholic school girl ever because she’s smart enough to know now is not the time to unleash the beast. (x)

[Note: *Insert general “We All Have Opinions” disclaimer here.//For more information as to how these decisions came about, see The Totally Unofficial Fifth Harmony Sorting Poll]

Fifth Harmony Hogwarts House Sorting: Lauren Jauregui, Slytherin

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means 
To achieve their ends.

It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not.
-André Gide

Lauren’s eyes still occasionally flash with the fire of a starving tiger and then she still tries to giggle and shrug it off like she’s the least ambitious Catholic school girl ever because she’s smart enough to know now is not the time to unleash the beast. (x)

tagged as:  fifth harmony    lauren jauregui    I did a thing    AU    HP    ((Austria is Proven: The Prettiest Place on the Planet//I am definitely retiring here; but the internet access need a bit of work up here))    I feel like that quote from André Gide sums up the Slytherin ideology quite wonderfully    And- by extension- also encapsulates a lot of what makes Lauren Jauregui Lauren Jauregui    ((and that other quotation about Lauren remains my Absolute Favorite Thing that has ever been said about her    bc it completely captures the stark ambition that Lauren exudes    (and at times attempts to tamp down a bit in order that her other qualities might be noticed more readily by others)    Also- Slytherins are intensely loyal to their own/those they have claimed (In Lauren's case: her family; her friends; Harmonizers)    Refuse to take anyone's shit/excuses (esPECially when they know you can do better)    Make calculated decisions whilst not being exempt from their passions being inflamed    (especially re: being misinterpreted by others or feeling unjustly treated)    Not to mention- apparently the official Pottermore Sorting equates Syltherins most strongly to the water element and water-based species    like merpeople- and Lauren + mermaids is already A Thing (✿◡‿◡)    ((Can you just imagine Lauren in Slytherin though? Taking sO much pleasure in the dark mysteriousness she knows surrounds her and her house    Keeping up a haughty front as she stalks through the hallways like she's always got somewhere better to be    And then one day a clumsy first year Gryffindor accidentally gets lost in the dark bowels of the castle    and stumbles upon Lauren in an abandoned classroom- giggling and chasing after a romping spectre of a tiger cub    And the young intruder is in complete awe bc: 'Woah- I didn't think anyone could make a patronus until- like- graduation!'    At which Lauren blushes and gets all mumbly (and decidedly nOT like the imposing second-year the girl recalls seeing from time-to-time)    and just says 'Oh- well- I study... a lot. I mean- I like to study and- you know- try out new things.'    'Cooool! Can you teach me??' 'Ummm...'    ((And obviously Lauren is so caught off-guard by the request she complies (besides- she likes when other people acknowledge her talents)    And from then on the bumbling little Gryff finds herself 'losing' herself down near that empty classroom more frequently    Meanwhile Lauren decides that the acoustics in that room are wAY better for practicing spells than the Slytherin common room anyway)) ))    (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧    
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